So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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