i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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