It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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