I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
