I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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