Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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