Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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