I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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