OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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