Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Randomize
