My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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