my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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