Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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