There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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