dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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