I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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