I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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