Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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