What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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