I wish I could punch you in the face.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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