so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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