it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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