do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I will pee on everything he values.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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