Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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