i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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