let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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