Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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