it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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