Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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