Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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