Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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