Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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