oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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