I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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