we're blogging at a bar
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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