i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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