just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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