the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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