dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.