so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.