I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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