i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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