We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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