...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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