I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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