Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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