perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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