What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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