she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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