i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.