talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.