i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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