the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she looked like the before picture.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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