Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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