I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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