There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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