there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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