You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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