He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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